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No Chicken Shit Bullshit · Est. 2008 · Minnesota

NO CSBS

Minnesota's meanest fantasy league since the flip-phone era.

Eighteen seasons of glory, spite, and elaborate punishments. If you've never won, don't touch the trophy.

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Winner picks the punishment for next season. Choose wisely, {{ champFirst }} — you have to look these people in the eye at the draft.

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Sacred Traditions

HOW WE DO THINGS

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The Passing of the Trophy

Every draft, the trophy is handed champion-to-champion, in order, while Chariots of Fire plays. Goosebumps guaranteed.

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Hands Off, Peasant

Never won the league? You are not permitted to touch the trophy. This is not a suggestion.

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The Punishment

An annual punishment for the loser, chosen by the reigning champ. Skip yours and you end up in the graveyard.

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Full history & analytics →

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Members

The active 10 + the graveyard →

Winners

Every champ since 2008 →

The Pit

Losers & punishments →

Rules

The Constitution →

Records

Manager & franchise records →

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