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Ratified 2008 ยท Amended by whoever's winning
THE CONSTITUTION
"No Chicken Shit Bullshit." Four words. One league. Zero excuses.
The Founding Document
The original league constitution โ€” as written at the founding โ€” is available to download below. This is the original version; the living rules and amendments the league runs on today are laid out beneath it.
๐Ÿ“„ Download the Original (.docx)
THE AMENDMENTS
I. The Trophy
At each draft, the trophy passes from champion to champion, in the order they won it, while Chariots of Fire plays in full. The ceremony is not optional and it is not to be rushed.
II. Hands Off
Any manager who has never won the league is forbidden from touching the trophy. No holding it "just to see," no photos, no exceptions. Win it or admire it from a respectful distance.
III. The Punishment
Each season's last-place finisher must complete a punishment. The punishment is chosen by the reigning champion โ€” the winner earns the right to decide next year's suffering. It must be completed, in full, and documented.
IV. Skip It, Get Buried
Refusing or dodging your punishment is the gravest sin in the NO CSBS. Those who have skipped out have historically left the league in shame. Their names live on only in The Graveyard.
V. Keepers, Draft & Roster
Each year, a manager may keep one (1) player who was on their roster at the trade deadline, for $10 more than they paid for them. This applies whether the player was drafted or picked up off the waiver wire. A player may be kept a maximum of two (2) times, after which they return to the draft pool. Full scoring settings are laid out in the table below.
Starting Lineup ยท 11 Starters
1 QB 2 RB 2 WR 1 TE 2 FLEX 1 D/ST 1 K 6 BENCH 2 IR
1 KEEPER / YEAR +$10 OVER PRIOR COST MAX 2 KEEPS PER PLAYER
VI. Dues & Payouts
League dues are $200 per manager, per season. The payout structure โ€” how the pot is split among the champion, runner-up and any side pools โ€” is [ TO BE CONFIRMED ]. And yes, everyone knows who's perpetually late paying.
SCORING SETTINGS
Full-PPR, 6-point passing touchdowns. The official settings the league runs on ESPN.
Passing
Passing yards1 / 25 yd
Passing TD6
50+ yd TD bonus2
Interception thrownโˆ’2
2pt conversion2
Rushing
Rushing yards1 / 10 yd
Rushing TD6
50+ yd TD bonus2
2pt conversion2
Receiving
Receiving yards1 / 10 yd
Reception (PPR)1
Receiving TD6
50+ yd TD bonus2
2pt conversion2
Kicking
PAT made1
FG missedโˆ’1
FG 0โ€“39 yd3
FG 40โ€“49 yd4
FG 50+ yd5
Defense / Special Teams
Any TD (KR/PR/INT/FR/Blk)6
Sack1
Interception / Fumble rec.2
Blocked kick / Safety2
Fumble lost (offense)โˆ’2
Points Allowed (D/ST)
010
1โ€“6 / 7โ€“137 / 4
14โ€“171
22โ€“27 / 28โ€“34โˆ’1 / โˆ’4
35โ€“45 / 46+โˆ’7 / โˆ’10
NO CSBS ยท No Chicken Shit Bullshit MINNESOTA ยท SINCE 2008